Literally these two emojis define my entire life.
Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- fuck what was I dreaming about again
this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever
if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella special
A compilation of my favorite teacher/school related posts
THE TOP ONE THO
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.
And you’re just like:
This is me on other people’s blogs
sorry for the text post but this is soooo relevant ilu guys
asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND
If I ever like your sad post
It is support
I am not enjoying your tears
reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
u forgot these:
- perfect hair
- free clam bra
- u get to lure man